PLANET 9 FILMS
DEATH CAT vs EASTER
The punk band DEATH CAT hops into local horror host Count Cat's unpredictable Easter Egg Hunt & must find enough eggs to survive against the Killer Easter Bunny while learning about the origins of the holiday.
produced by Oshka Kuwalski
written & directed by ToM Zarzecki
starring
ToM Zarzecki, Mahssa, Nadi Bubbles, Brady Cooper, Brandon Bennett, Mara Powell & Claire Minneboo
The band DEATH CAT finds themselves in space after being abducted by space possums who need their help against the tyrannical Zispt Empire.
Get ready for a punk rock space opera adventure!
Written & Directed by ToM Zarzecki.
Produced by Oshka Kuwalski
Planet 9 Films 2026
Rise of Kwak
Rise of Kwak is an upcoming feature length, dark comedy, horror prequel to the short film "The Horrible Experiments of Dr.Quack" (2016).
Newly weds Alec & Zinaida Kwak escape their war torn country for a better life in America. Alec is dead set on becoming a doctor, but life in America takes one bad turn after another, as they do their best against horrible odds.
Written & set to be directed by ToM Zarzecki & produced by Oshka Kuwalski. The film is set to ebgin filming July 2026 in Detroit MI.
BEETLECAT
Coming eventually!
Reefer Monster Madness
Three intertwining tails of terror to get you higher than below! Count Cat hosts DEATH CAT goes to White Castle as two bandmates search Detroit for veggie sliders after smoking a strange strain of catnip weed, seeing monsters!Weed Woman uses her super stoner abilities to help alleviate distressed citizens and The Reefer Monster vs the Nain Rouge!
Chucky Meets Frankstein
Shot on Hi8 or VHS back in either 1996 or 2022. Based off of a nightmare dream of a child, Chucky meets Frankenstein and they wander around causing damage.
Planet 9 from MeOuwter Space
Criswellian Cat aliens turn the dead into Catpires to take over the Earth. Spoofing off of Ed Wood's Plan 9 from Outer Space, featuring actual filming locations of the original, an actual wrestler as a detective and the mysterious MothCat.
DEATH CAT vs Christmas
Corporate Clause Cola Corp and DEATH CAT go to war with one another as DEATH CAT explores the origins of Christmas traditions and mythologies.
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Psychedelic Psychopaths
Four friends struggle to separate reality, nightmare and drug hallucinations as people around them die horrible deaths.
Telepathic Telephones
Two guys chase a one eyed hobo through various dimensions for double stolen money.
